Some Sausage Type Quotes:

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Otto von Bismarck, statesman (1815-1898)

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce

If you never try a new thing, how can you tell what it's like? It's men such as you that hamper the world's progress. Think of the man who first tried German sausage!
Jerome K. Jerome, 'Three Men in a Boat' (1889)

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
Alan Patrick Herbert, Sir (1890-1971)

I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
Colin Baker

That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
Prince Charles



Some Non-Sausage Type Quotes:

When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out.
Otto von Bismarck

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
Speech in the House of Commons (November 18, 1783).
William Pitt the Younger (28 May 1759 – 23 January 1806)

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